Small scale war
Not much happening today. Just a personal war against the fucking ants in my house, that’s all. Yup, every winter, those little bastards come crawling in from every possible microscopic hole, into our warm and stinky house. Seriously, it smells like egg-nog at my desk. Anyways I’ve sent orders to my superiors about the situation, and granted me access to explosives in form of … ant-traps. The traps are still being delivered, and sadly not any regiment in the country could send me a tank-batallion to deal with the creeps. If anyone have any ideas on hillbilly contraptions to battle these little creatures, let me know. Things that make them go away for good and all eternity is most requested.
By the way, is anyone interested in buying one or two cheap monitors? I got like 5 CRT’s on the floor and I don’t know if they all work, but at least 2 does that I know of. Should just put them up on Blocket…
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