ShatteredMinds

Yeah, it’s another rant. What did you expect? Fluffy little clouds and kittens?

So *munch* I bought a box of punschrolls today for *bite* breakfast, havn’t had these in quite a while. I was amazed by the reactions when I just told what I bought, since I don’t have anything better to do. “Yuck”, “Ew”, and more! Holy shit! Marzipan-covered chocolate is not good enough for ya eh? Afraid it might cause a heart-attack? Did you buy every exercise machinery in the mid-day commercials?
Then I googled for foreign reactions on this heavenly swedish cookie.

“Tastes like rum”.

Sir, mam, I don’t know what you have been smoking, but it obviously was some good shit! On the box, I don’t see anything in the description that specifically says “Caviar included”. Maybe cause those who say it’s a horrible biscuit, busted their tastebuds earlier by munching away on raw Habanero, and washing it down with a bucket of pure capsaicin. You will hate this bisquit if you have a massive disgust for marzipan and chocolate of course, but it’s a lovely bisquit for the coffee break. I don’t see sales slowing down either, when it’s one of the most popular cookies available. And after I’ve finished writing this, I’ve eaten the whole box already. Delicious!

Or you don’t necessarily have to destroy your sense of taste in advance to claim you don’t like it, you might as well be a health-freak who is quite nazi about vitamins, exercise and what not. There’s even people out there that probably have never in their life sunk their teeth in a cupcake, due to being fed propaganda that sweets are the devil. Wow, must be sad to be such a person, not knowing how much tasty things there is. But there is one thing that is sweeter and tastier than cookies: Big meaty juicy grilled steak…