I am playing the new hero class ‘Death Knight’, specced into deep Frost and using one-handed weapons (dualwield!). It’s actually a quite powerful way to play as you often proc the talent Killing Machine, which garauntees a critical hit on your next Icy Touch, Howling Blast or Frost Strike. They pack quite a punch. The massive numbers you see is when I use the skill Howling Blast granted from speccing into Frost.

As I was playing with Razorice rune-enchant on each weapon, the damage isn’t as great as if I had Cinderglacier on one weapon instead, which is much better and in synergy with Razorice.

Anyway™, I’ve been given access (beta-key) to the upcoming expansion “Wrath of the Lich King” for World of Warcraft, where I am currently playing and trying out the new hero class Death Knight. It’s much more fun than playing my shitty Paladin on live WoW, as I know with the expansion I’ll just get another button to press. So when the expansion hits, I will definitely reroll Death Knight and embrace the awesomeness!

I am also uploading screenshots now and then from the beta, as I tend to hammer my screenshot-key quite often. You can view all the images here.

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Brainiac is a science show that performs experiments on everyday things, like what hairspray is the best against fire, what fruit floats and don’t, and lots of other daily things that you don’t really give a fuck about.
It’s what you get if you take away the seriousness from Mythbusters, add some skanky british women, and a whole lot of explosions. Pointless explosions I might add.

Some of the experiments are interesting. Some, which are few and far in between. The rest is just bullshit stuff that is as unrelated to science as possible.
For example, they have this shitty thing called Tina Turner & her bunsen burner. It’s not the actual Tina Turner, mind you; it’s just a skanky ass actor, being greeted by feebleminded “Brainiacs” at some far off area paved by gravel, where they only do one thing: Blow cars to peices. SCIENCE! Holy shit guys, we blew up some fucking car, jesus christ this is SCIENCE to the god damn extreeeeeme! - No wait it isn’t, sorry.

Then they also did the so called “The Brown Note” which is the theory of when you expose your body to a certain frequency, you will have severe bowel movement, kinda like giving your intestines a throughout massage! Ok, so they put this random guy (”Brainiacs” are as important as redshirts in Star Trek) in a portable toilet cabin, with a really crappy speaker. Then the host says they’re going to play the assumed golden frequency that makes you shit your pants! But he just goes “For your safety, we’re going to turn the sound off”. Huh? What’s the fuckin’ point in this experiment then? And when they’re done muting the sound, to obviously mask that they didn’t play any sound at all, the host runs over to the cabin and act like “Oh dear, he shat himself” sort of.

Give me a fucking break! We don’t get to see any evidence that this happened, there was no camera inside that could show it happened, there is no sound coming from the cabin what so ever, and the speaker is just too god damn weak. Sorry Brainiac, this question was already tackled in Mythbusters, where Adam was exposed to a ring of massive consert speakers that would blow the brains out of anyone if played loudly. He didn’t crap his pants at all, even though they went through the whole lower spectrum of frequencies.

So please people for your own safety, sanity, and if any children present: Don’t watch Brainiac, don’t let them fill your mind with complete garbage that doesn’t carry a nick of truth. But still, it’s just something you watch if there’s nothing else on TV, and you can always fantasize about you doing the chicks on screen.

I don’t know what to write, heh. Just letting you know I am still alive, unfortunely.

This weekend, my brother is moving out. And he is younger than me. He got everything I don’t have, that’s nice. No wait it’s not, I’m a fucking failure who should get shot for not having any motivation what so ever to get a job. But then people suggest a job at a factory. “Fuck you” is my standard response. I know what it’s like, I’ve been there during my school-years, and I just fucking refuse to stand in front of a machine and do the same monotone work over and over. I’m a human, not a robot. But I guess one have to pretend one enjoy work every day in order to get some kind of income. The only way I can get out of my cage and have a life, is by extreme luck winning the lottery, my life-situation is that bad. Honestly, I don’t even look for work, cause if no one wants me, why bother?

Update: Switched to a much cleaner wordpress-theme. Me likes.

What happened to the good ol’ fashioned instant messaging? Why can’t we just have a normal conversation, instead of JESUS FUCK WHICH CELEBRITY DO YOU MATCH HOLY SHIT generated by useless gadgets and addons?
Who the fuck got the idea to allow addons in the first place? It’s a garaunteed way to drive your community down the shitter. I am not interested in a virtual beer, I am not interested in knowing if I’m a good kisser or not through a series of radiobuttons, I am not interested in being bitten by a vampire on the internet, I am not interested in your shit. If you have any common sense left, just remove every god damn addon you got so your profile comes down to what it’s supposed to be: instant messaging between friends.

Facebook is going down the drain, and you with it.